If I put on a little Blue Dress...

no one better EVER say that i am not a Patriot.

for the good of my country i am willing to do the foulest act imaginable. i am willing to denegrate myself and my family; risk my job and my marriage for the good of my countrymen and countrywomen.

i would be willing to put on a Blue Dress and give W a blow job if that means we can finally IMPEACH THE BASTARD! 'cuz, folks, that's the only way we are going to get him impeached. the House fails us, the Senate fails us and the Democrats fail us YET AGAIN! (and i don't mean Kucinich).

Patriotic Women of America...it should be our duty to see that ONE of us gets into the Oval Office and down on our knees to do the deed that will OUST the War-mongerer. yes, he can kill our kids in a War for Oil. yes, he can wiretap us at will. yes, he can arrest us and bring us to Cuba without evidence of a crime and without legal representation. yes, he can search our home and NOT EVEN TELL US it was searched, EVER! yes, he can shred the Constitution and lie and lie and lie...but we can't impeach him for that. NOPE! it's a blow job (apparently) or nothing! so, ladies, let's mobilize. and let's not leave this to the Liberals, gals...infact, it would be so much more effective if a rich, white Corporate Whore did it (like, oh, ENRON. whoops! sorry, Georgie was blowin' them!)

i draw the line at Cheney, though. i am not THAT much of a Patriot.